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February 16, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Good morning. Here are just a few items that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

Love is blind. Love is brave.

Need a laugh? Here you go.

AZ has bigger problems than porn. H/T redc1c4

Mother is quite the Junior Achievement instructor.

Maybe the GND should head to Russia and do a little colluding over there.

Serious couch time required.

Naughty dog, naughty, naughty.

The whole thing ~~sounds~~ smells fishy.

The reason why we can't have nice things.

Wow man. That's some big cat.

He was arrested for the warrants, fleeing, and possession of methamphetamine, and really bad tattoos. What a dumb f*ck.

Coconut milk does a female body good?

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OK, here are just a few rules for this open thread. No running with sharp objects, the 'ettes don't have cooties and leave their hair alone and as always, place nice with one another.

Here's hoping you have a great weekend!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian (ONT Cob Emeritus) at 08:40 AM

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