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February 15, 2019

The Morning Rant

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"So, it's looking more and more like the 'MAGA attack' on Jussie Smollett is going to turn out to be a publicity stunt staged by Jussie Smollett. How about that? Whoever could have figured that? Well, as a matter of fact, practically every normal person who isn't an anti-Trump woke retard, that's who. It wasn't that hard. Anyone with a lick of sense could smell the BS on this story from the get-go. But the MSM immediately went all in on the 'racist homophobic mugging' narrative. and the usual Dem politicians piled on and now it's going to be fun watching them walk it back. Which, actually, most of them won't do. They'll just delete their tweets and move on to the next phony outrage."

"Love Trumps Hate", Part CLXII:


I especially like hearing the guy in the background yelling "End hatred!" as the Trump piñata is being beaten to a pulp.





So, according to the data, Sen. Marco Rubio has more claim to be Native American than Elizabeth Warren, and more claim to be black than Shaun King.



Mis. Hum. Gets A Twitter Timeout:

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Seizing and Pouncing Update:

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Remember kids, the main problem with Omar's open anti-Semitism is merely that it benefits the wrong side.



By Request:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Wednesday's celebrities: Charo (cuchi chuchi!) and Clark Gable.



Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Cougar Cheese In a Can:

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Notes:
1. This is not a joke or novelty item, it's an actual product
2. I've never had it, but I've heard it's actually pretty good
3. There are several flavors available, but their most popular item is Cougar Gold®, a white cheddar
4. It's sold by the Washington State University Creamery
5. The "cougar" in the name is not because it's a product that has aged well, but because that's the WSU mascot (Go Cougs!)

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