Dear Leftists And Fake Conservatives (But I Repeat Myself), Do You Really Not Get The Joke About RBG?
We Really Don't Believe She Is Dead...

...But we do believe that she is infirm and incapable of performing her duties as an associate justice of the United States Supreme Court. The joke is simply an exaggeration of her current condition, and isn't meant to be taken literally, unless you are so profoundly stupid that you can't appreciate basic human discourse. In which case, the suggestion that you #LearnToCode is actually a bit too advanced for you. Perhaps #LearnToEspresso is more your speed.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg was seen in public Monday. Conspiracy theorists still insist she’s dead.

A falsehood has been spreading in dark corners of the Internet that Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead — and in the hours after he published his report, conspiracy theorists pelted Barnes with their doubt-mongering. Photos were not allowed at the event, so one of the doubters emailed Barnes 21 questions about Ginsburg’s appearance — the size of her security detail, what gender they were, for example — telling Barnes that if he did not answer every single one of them, it would be a sign his article was not to be believed.

See? Get the joke now?

No...probably not, because as self-appointed members of the elite, you believe that there is some immutable entitlement to these positions of great power, and we prols must respect that while RBG can't possibly do her job, she does not have to give up her crown until she chooses. Of course if you knew anything about American history, you would realize that we fought a war because we simply did not want to be ruled from afar by hereditary, unaccountable noblemen.

Do you see any connection here? Again...probably not, and that is why we got Trump, and will probably get more Trump!

By the way...sure...you can trot out a few lunatics who truly believe she is dead and being held in a reanimation chamber in Area 51. But FIRE DOESN'T MELT STEEL! See? Two can play at that game.

posted by CBD at 11:55 AM

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