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February 04, 2019
Best. New Year. Ever.: Fairfax Suggests That Northam Is Behind Sexual Assault Claim; Also Claims Woman Involved Was "Very Interested in Me"She was begging for it, your honor. If it please the court, she was like Jussie Smollet and My Dick was like a Subway Meatball Parm. (See end of post for that.)
I'd like to thank Bill Kristol, Jonathan Last, Tom Nichols, and the rest of the NeverTrump All-Stars for giving us the Northam/Fairfax duo. I mean, thank God they elected Serious Politicians who would serve as a rebuke to the vulgar circus of the Trump administration, huh? I guess Bill Kristol, Charlie Sykes, Mona Charen and the rest of Grifters are all suuuuuuper-duper against post-natal abortion, huh? Couple of more items. During Kavanaugh, the media's coordinated watchword was "credibly accused:"
But with Fairfax being accused, the new watchword is "unsubstantiated." As Sean Davis points out, Politico and the New York Times are eager to brand this Tyson woman's charges "unsubstantiated" -- but in months of reporting, they never once referred to the charges against Kavanaugh as unsubstantiated. — Sean Davis (@seanmdav) February 4, 2019 Ted Frank has a good thread about this.
Old News But Has to be Mentioned: Over the weekend, we got the news that Jussie Smollet reappeared on surveillance camera, after his alleged attack, still holding his Subway sandwich. As one does, when one has been attacked, doused with bleach, and throttled with a noose. Jussie Smollet -- hero to men everywhere. When Da Kid wants a Meatball Parm, Da Kid gets a Meatball Parm.
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