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February 02, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break



Is everyone thawing out? If so let's take a look at a few things that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.


  • A fool and his money is soon parted.

  • Cultural appropriation in the kitchen. The nerve.

  • So 'ettes would you wear these?

  • Feel free to laugh at the Donut Licker.

  • The perfect alarm clock?

  • Math problems? Don't call the Horde, call 911.

  • Drug use? Nah, couldn't be.

  • This county needs a better lab.

  • Socialized medicine, bad. Socialized cuisine, really bad.

  • The cry of "Cold beer here!" is missing.

  • I think all of us would agree he’s got some issues. Understatement of the year.

    As is the case every Saturday morning, indulge in as much caffeine as you can safely consume. Enjoy these stories or something else in this open thread. And if the 'ettes start wearing those goofy pants, be nice to them.

    Have a great weekend!

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