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November 09, 2018

The Morning Rant

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"So it looks like the Democrats are trying to steal elections in Florida, Arizona, and Georgia. Arizona is completely depressing, because that one never should have been close enough to steal. But that's another topic. My point is, why, in all of these close races with the Republican in the lead always seem to be won by the Democrat? They're always coming up with hitherto unknown boxes of boxes of ballots that are all marked for the Democrat. I have never heard 'oh look, here's a bunch of *GOP* ballots in this closet here that, pinky swear, have been here all this time.' Never, not once. I refuse to believe that the reason is because Republicans are more virtuous than Democrats. However, I do think it's because they're more naive. They would much rather pretend that the vote-counting process is not at all corrupt and then say 'oops, looks like we lost after all, oh well' rather than rushing a slick of lawyers down to Broward County and actually putting up a fight. Trump, though, they'll fight him. Because Russian collusion. Not Democrats, though. Democrats would *never* collude with corrupt election officials to steal an election."



Compare & Contrast:

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"House popular vote." Right.





Watch An Annoying Feminist NPC Get Punched In the Face:

Apparently, you can do this in the Red Dead Redemption 2 game. The backstory here is the guy who posted this got his YouTube channel suspended, but now he's back. He's got another video of the same NPC feminist getting lassoed and fed to an alligator. Mean, hateful stuff. I can't stop laughing.



Because Florida:





Who Dis
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Not Susan Dey.

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