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November 02, 2018

"Monster" Jobs Report Features Spectacular Wage Growth, All-Time Record Number of Employed Persons


And the labor participation rate, which had been declining pretty much for the past 16 years (but particularly under Obama), increased, resulting in the greatest number of working Americans in history.

Gee, I wish we'd listened to the cucks at National Review, Weekly Standard, Commentary, and the self-satisfied Twitter Loser's Lounge who demanded we elect Hillary Clinton president.

They're so smart. Why can't we be smart like they are?

The economy is the second most important issue for registered voters as the midterm election nears, a new Gallup Poll says. And there was very good economic news on Friday, as the Labor Department's Bureau of Labor Statistics rolled out the October employment report -- the final one before next week's midterm election.

The number of employed Americans has never been higher. The 156,562,000 Americans employed in October is the twefth record set under President Donald Trump.

...

The unemployment rate held at 3.7 percent, the same as September, which is the lowest it's been in decades -- since the end of 1969. And the Hispanic unemployment rate, 4.4 percent, has never been lower.

The unemployment rate for African-Americans, 6.2 percent, remained near the all-time low of 5.9 percent set in May.

No seriously, Ben Shapiro, I want to hear more about how an election between two possible options is "Not biiiiiinaaaaary."

Sure looks binary to me, Not Binary Ben. Do you still hold that it wasn't binary?

Or was that just a contrived lie you made up to permit yourself to support Hillary Clinton without admitting you supported Hillary Clinton, so you could continue dishonestly branding yourself as The Ultimate Conservative?

A tactical lie you made up to appease your liberal corporate donors while trying to hold on to your conservative readers?

By the way, Not-Binary Ben decided to have one of those gay flirt-fights with strangers on the internet that all these friendless losers love so much.

Since he believes this is the best way to present himself to the world, I'll help him with his unending branding/cult recruitment efforts, and push his tweets here.





He does realize that many people, including some of his actual cult-members, consider him a glib, shallow, callow man-baby, right?

Talk about turning into a skid.

I continue to insist that when you're down to trying to provoke flirt-fights with complete strangers on the internet, it is time to shut down your computer and actually spend time with Real People In Your Life, if you have any.

Pick up the phone, call a family member or a friend.

Or if you have no one to talk to, read a damn book.

But don't make up silly flirt-fights to draw attention to yourself and collect some kind of weird emotional validation from your "fans."

It looks pathetic.

Like Sally Field going to the mall in Soapdish.

Which I wish I could link, but I can't find the clip.

Update: Looks like I'm not the only one annoyed by Not-Binary Ben's never-ending self-promotion. (Or staff promotion -- the people his donors pay to write for "his" site promote Not-Binary Ben all day long, too.)



LOS ANGELES, CA--Never try to argue with Ben Shapiro--this Denny's waitress learned that the hard way this morning!

Shapiro tried to order breakfast and use a 25% off certificate. But when the waitress informed him his coupon had expired 3 years ago, Shapiro fired right back with FACTS and LOGIC, SCHOOLING the woman on her "pathetic" lack of knowledge on California's expiration laws.

Shapiro rattled off literally THOUSANDS of obscure points, totally MELTING this SNOWFLAKE'S tiny little brain. He even used big words like "impetus" and "ideology," throwing her for a total loop. She could only stand there and hang her head in shame as Shapiro made her question her entire existence.

The sensitive little snowflake even ran off crying! LOL! Sorry, honey, but facts don't care about your feelings!


I wonder if Not-Binary Ben got his Self-Promotion Wish and had Twitchy give a big headline to his tweet DESTROYING Whiskey and praising Strawberry Daquiries in a way that is PERFECT.


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