Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!


Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com


Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups






















« Just Trolling the NPC Not-Binary Ben | Main | The Morning Report - 10/26/18 »
October 25, 2018

Uplifting ONT

Everything in tonight's ONT is either good news, heartwarming or funny. NO NEGATIVE CRAP!

I'll post all that shit tomorrow so you can be depressed all weekend.


Good news.jpg


Keeping it Clean



I think ALL high school students should have to take home ec. Not just laundry, but cooking, cleaning, sewing and shop too. Along with a lifeskills course that teaches them things like how to to balance a checkbook, change a tire and mow a lawn.


I Need A Hero

Teen honored after rescuing elderly neighbor from fire


Clemson University hosts event with POWs from WWII, Korea and Vietnam


Doggo survives wildfire by hiding in an oven, finds forever home when rescued


Mom with 'gut feeling' stops school shooter before planned attack

Payin' It Forward




News You Didn't Need To Know


JON GRUDEN DESCRIBING HOW HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST THING YOU READ TODAY

Serpentine, son.


And Now For The Weather



Guts

This gal's got sand. She can play on my team any day of the week.

Japanese Runner Crawls to Finish Line With Broken Leg (VIDEO)


Living in America


A 90-minute flight, 45 presidents, and an 8-year-old American boy

Texting mix-up over newborn ends in sweet moment between strangers



A Moment of Silence

Mom, 29, who delayed cancer treatment to deliver her baby dies


Capitalism, Am I right?

As of last week, more than half of the world is middle class.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by “I'm not cleaning that”:

McDonalds.jpg


The Yahoo Group is banned from McDonalds for life.

digg this
posted by WeirdDave at 09:55 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
NR Pax: "[i]What if you're singled out and accosted by the ..."

Xipe Totec: "There is a traditional Hobo. They aren't the same ..."

...: "Had a man of lesser pallor in the drug store some ..."

Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher: "383 You can always try to ramp up your own crazy t ..."

t-bird: "[i]Janine Turner.[/i] Catherine Bell in JAG. ..."

Diogenes : "I have a surefire plan to stay out of trouble on N ..."

18-1: "[i] You can always try to ramp up your own crazy t ..."

Ripley: "The Nobel prizes will be awarded today on Oslo. I ..."

Martini Farmer: "You can always try to ramp up your own crazy to 12 ..."

pudinhead: "374 I have a surefire plan to stay out of trouble ..."

RedMindBlueState[/i][/b][/s][/u]: "[i]Get back on those Steroids, man! You don't w ..."

Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden: "[i]Jamie Lee Curtis… sad case, she is. ---- ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64