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October 08, 2018

Old Cuck Sanctimony: Don't Fight
New Cuck Sanctimony: Don't Gloat
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The great thing about never fighting is that you never win and therefore never had the opportunity to gloat.

This was retweeted by Cap'n Cuck. He needs new things to scold his political opponents about. Now he's scolding them about winning without his support or permission.


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This "Don't Gloat" talking point is the day's coordinated leftwing media political messaging.

David Marcus of the Federalist, a cuck and perennial weeping pussywillow and mewling soybean, tweeted this crap over the weekend. He was, I assume, contacted within hours by the New York Times, and now has an Op-Ed up there hissing at conservatives not to gloat.

Apparently he thinks the New York Times contacted him because of his scary-good analysis and not just because he was yet another fake conservative willing to attack other conservatives.

And certainly not just because publishing his mindless bullshit gave the liberals a chance to tweak Sean Davis and Mollie Hemingway.

I mean, I assume he knows that's the reason the New York Times suddenly contacted him. I assume he's not so stupid to think the New York Times "discovered" him like a producer discovering Marilyn Monroe at a soda counter. I assume he's not such an imbecile he thinks the NYT is talent-scouting him.

But who knows. In addition to being weak, cucks are also stupid. And vain.

Swearing In: Remember, ladies: chin up, pinkies out, and don't gloat!

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