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If you are shopping at Walmart with a cart, aren't you stressed enough already? If I’m shopping under the fluorescent lights and beeping checkouts of one of those supermegaultra Walmarts, I’m stressed out—and I don’t need a cart to tell me that. But the retail giant might one day be able to know, via biometrics, when its shoppers are especially tense.
It didn't take long to go from Miss Ukraine winner to winner of Miss MILF title. The newly-crowned Miss Ukraine just lost her crown after pageant organizers found out she used to be a Mrs. and has a baby. The divorced mother allegedly lied about her personal life on her application.
I try to keep politics out of the Saturday Night ONT. I apologize If you have had enough politics for the week. don't read the following story. “Today I watched as Dr. Christine Blasey Ford and Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee,” accuser Candace Faber wrote on Medium that afternoon. “Like many survivors, I was inspired by Dr. Ford’s courage.”
It's a man's world............
Waynesboro on June 26, 2016. The holdup came to an abrupt end when an employee drew a concealed pistol and shot Kuhn in the right hand and lower back.
Artistic and very good at it. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. Peter Damon was serving in the U.S. Army in Iraq when a terrible accident resulted in the loss of both his arms. A practical man, he was at a loss as to what to do with his life, until he realized he could still pick up a pencil.
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