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September 25, 2018

Michael Avenatti Locks Twitter Account After Admitting His "Gang Bang Network" Accuser Might Not Come Forward;
Anonymous Poster Claims He Catfished Avenatti With Scam Claim

Is the latter true? I don't know. But apparently we're all believing anonymous accusations now so I would say he has been Credibly Accused.

First, that which we know: Avenatti has locked his twitter account and admitted his Mystery Gang Rape Accuser might not come forward.

A few minutes after this apparent walk back, where he appears to be blaming the woman if he does not deliver what he promised, Avenatti, the attorney for porn star Stormy Daniels made famous by CNN, locked public access to his Twitter account.

Via Niedermeyer's Dead Horse comes this link to a claim about scamming Avenatti with made-up claims and getting him to offer up $20,000 and then $75,000 and then a GoFundMe campaign for even more.

Anonymous, unconfirmed claim here. Note that "anonymous, unconfirmed claim" is now media-speak for "credible accusation which the accused must prove untrue or else admit to be guilty of."

Below, the text. Various tags I don't understand have been deleted along with ">" symbols that indicate line breaks but make it hard to read.

How to fuck with a PORN LAWYER

[various tags deleted]

Gather in FAGS ... It's STORY TIME !!!

Have stripper GF give him a call on her Burner Phone

She tells him that she is a 51 Year alumna of the private Holton-Arms School. And that Bret Kavanugh and his buddy Mark Judge ran a train on her.

Tells Him that she knows all the "Secret" codes... Find Them, Feel Them,French Them, Fuck Them, and Forget Them" -

"Devil's Triangle" is a Three way f*ck... with a c*ck in all of her orifices ... He EATS IT THE FUCK UP !

She has him call my Burner Cell phone - I'm a Classmate of Judge Kavaugh to Confirm.

In my Creepiest Deep Throat voice...I Confirm it ALL

Can Hear Avanatti wheels spinning..he's thinking he's broken the story of the year.

Calls GF 10 times. Wants her to tell her story on "Anderson Cooper 360" She Cries that she cannot be around Men.. He then BEGS her to to do a one on one special with Poppy Harlow. She would but her car just broke down and the rent is door she cannot miss work...Offers her 20K .. cries she cannot She'll loser her job. 20K isn't enough. Ups it to 75K and much more after the "Gofundme" Scam. She'll be a national HERO

She agrees

Claims the Money will be ready to be wired in 2 hours... right after she signs CNN Exclusive

She agrees...

The phone doesn't stop ringing...She tells me she is bored and scared wants to stop. OK we've had enough fun with this jack off

We break our burner phones

Avanatti disables his Twitter.

I'm Sad: Five minutes ago my dick was harder than a hammer made of pure trigonometry, but now I'm sad.

Why did he not record the calls or keep the texts?

The "we broke the burner phones" seems to be an excuse as to why he cannot prove this.

We've heard a lot of excuses in the past few weeks as to why things which should be provable cannot be proved.

Why wouldn't he keep texts and record calls? It would be glorious.

Seems like this claim itself is a scam cooked up after-the-fact to connect Avenatti locking his twitter with his strange obsessions with the "Devil's Triangle" and the FFFFF thing.

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