NYT: Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein "Suggested" He Could Wear a Wire to Record Trump to Make a Case for a 25th Amendment Removal | Main | CNN's All-Republican Woman Panel on Kavanaugh Accusation Doesn't Go The Way They Thought It Would
September 21, 2018

Literally Unf*ckingbelievable: "Dr. Ford" Doesn't Want to Come to DC to Testify, Because She Doesn't Want to Fly, Now

So sorry to inconvenience you, Dr. Ford, whose credibility must not be questioned, Polite Company Conservatives keep telling me.



"Amtrack can get her there by Monday," Vashta Nerada observes. And he's right!

John Madden didn't want to fly and yet could still make it from NY to LA to call a game in an RV. The Women's March could hire an RV for this woman with a couple of drivers to change shifts. They could have women hold hands in support along each highway she traveled.

And yet, she's using "I don't wanna fly" as her latest excuse to get out of testifying.

Would Ben Shapiro, Ed Morrissey, Steve Hayes, and the rest of the You Must Not Challenge the Credibility of this Credibility-Challenged Super-Victim mind if noted that I don't think "I don't want to fly" is a credible excuse to get out of testifying about an alleged rape that is meant to block a Supreme Court nomination?

Are we allowed to say that her constant Dog Ate My Homework excuses aren't credible and are becoming absurd without the Ben Shapiro, Ed Morrissey, Senorita Steven Hayes, David French and other members of the Fake Conservatives' Ladies Auxiliary getting hysterical about it?

Here's an idea: Just subpeona her already. When she starts screaming "You're raping me all over again," which she will, then just say "Well, she won't testify" and call the fucking vote.

thanks to artisinal 'ette.

Coming Soon: Whenever an alleged victim acts in a way that seems inconsistent with her claims, the Accuasation Apologists begin telling us that it's completely normal for victims to act that way.

If Mattress Girl keeps texting iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou to her alleged rapist, and asking when she will see him again, they claim, "Well, rape victims sometimes develop post-traumatic dependency on their victimizer" or whatever.

If an alleged rape victim then hooks up with another guy hours after her alleged rape -- which happened in one alleged campus rape this past year -- they'll say something like "Well, sometimes rape victims seek a consensual experience to wash away the unconsensual one" or whatever.

So anyway, I'm now expecting the Twitter Experts -- who are not experts, but they are on twitter -- to tell us that "Rape victims often develop a fear of flying 30 years post-assault."

Whenever an alleged victim demonstrates behavior that seems inconsistent with their claims, the Twitter Experts rush out to assure us that not only is this consistent with the accusation, but in fact proves the allegation even more.






Recent Comments
BurtTC: "Yikes...I picked a bad day to see what was on the ..."

BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b][/u]: "Greetings fappers and fappees.What fresh hell awai ..."

Zod: "Beautifully mutated. ..."

Count de Monet: "Get the EFF off me you beastly hellhound and go ba ..."

rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u]: "Who's the cadaver at the bottom of the pic ? --- ..."

Cicero (@cicero): "Oedipus needs to find a better conditioner. His ha ..."

Slapweasel, ([b]T[/b]): "It's Baphomet, Lilith and various succubi all the ..."

Axeman: "I've been trying to popularize the idea that progs ..."

CharlieBrown'sDildo: "[I]Posted by: moki at December 19, 2018 10:03 AM ( ..."

musical jolly chimp: "huh! there was just a moreau drawing at sotheby's, ..."

Roy: "Oedipus and his emotional support animal. ..."

BurtTC: "Good grief, people get all worked up about online ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64