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September 19, 2018

The Morning Rant

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"So it looks like Brett Kavanaugh's accuser has been identified and, guess what, she's a progressive activist college professor who apparently scrubbed her entire social media presence before her name was made public. She sends her letter to Senator Diane Feinstein who sits on it for weeks and then, after the confirmation hearings are over, gives it to the FBI for investigation, only with the professor's name redacted. Like, what are they supposed to do with it? So the FBI says this is not a matter for them to investigate (strange as it may seem, drunken high school groping is not a federal crime) and gives the letter to the White House. And now it's being reported that the professor will be a no-show at a proposed hearing next Monday and DiFi says she can't verify that she has said is truthful. This is all so stinky that even the extremely liberal San Francisco Chronicle newspaper editorialized against it. Grassley needs to shut down this shit show before it gets out of hand. Hell, it's *already* out of hand. There's no doubt in my mind that Kavanaugh is going to get confirmed. Even if Jeff Flake goes into a fetal position, they've still got 50 once Pence parachutes in. The problem is, the Democrats never seem to suffer any consequences when they toss in these stink bombs. Which they will do the next time and the next and the GOP needs to figure out how to make them pay for it. And last, some Eeyore conservatives are already complaining that these bogus allegations of sexual misconduct will permanently taint Kavanaugh's SCOTUS career. Really? I don't think so. Tomorrow will bring another day, the progs will gin up a new outrage, and everybody will forget this national freak-out, and Kavanaugh will go to work deciding cases according to sound constitutional law. And nobody will care. Just ask Clarence Thomas."



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This Made Me Laugh. Does That Make Me A Bad Conservative?




Oh, Boy, This Ought To Be Good:


I should start a betting pool for the number of internet comedians who will be sending in screen shots of the Times' own front page.



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Dumbness level = 825 millikohns



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For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

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If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

Answered prayer:

8/30-Beverly reports that judge ruled in favor of conservatorship for dad’s finances which is a big relief, thanks be to God!. Brother still needs prayers for emotional healing and conversion.

9/5-SMH had surgery to have large cyst from ovary removed. Surgery was successful, (Thanks be to God, and God working through doctor and assistants) Please keep SMH in prayer for continued recovery and healing.


Prayers for Comfort after Death and Healing and strength for survivors:

8/12-TonyPetes’ father-in-law, a Korean War vet, died recently. Father-in-law had 4 sons and 1 daughter, TonyPetes’ wife. Prayers for repose of his soul and comfort for survivors.

8/24-Jane D’oh’s son’s friend-a young Marine was murdered while in Mexico. Friend's name was E.G. Prayers for strength and comfort for E.G.’s family and friends and that murderer or murderers might be held accountable and justice might prevail.

9/10-For comfort and strength for family and friends of Bruce’s cousin’s grandson. Grandson had just moved to Chicago to pursue PhD at Northwestern. Shot by two people shooting at each other at bus stop.

9/19-Comfort for LadyL- whose father just died- and for other family and friends


Requests for Continued Prayers for healing and God’s presence, and New requests:

8/15-Aelfheld’s friend in rehabilitation needs continued prayers for regaining strength and mobility.

8/15-CountryBoy had a heart attack while in doctor’s office and was taken immediately to ICU. Is home now. Needs prayers for strength, healing and recovery.

8/15-SteveOReno- Son has Bipolar 1. Was doing o.k. managing illness. but then abused drugs and had an overdose. Son is living with parents now. Please pray that he gets clean, manage bipolar and can keep his job and please "pray for his parents, too.” (Fenelon’s note).

8/17-Laughing in Tx- His wife has cancer. Has come through first cancer treatment o.k. Prayers for strength and complete healing for LIT’s wife and strength for family in this process.

8/22-NorthernLurker-Prayers for his friend Pat who has surgery for cancer and whose wife died the next day. Pat’s cancer is terminal. Also prayers for his friend Karen who has terminal cancer.

8/23 Miley reports that her brother has gone into a nursing home 8/23. He has memory issues and won’t be able to work again. Miley’s mother still has difficulties. Prayers that Miley “stay sane” and “be her best self.” during this time

8/23-ElvenPhoenix-Father, J.S. has heart disease, diabetes and end stage renal failure. Also, prayers for Mother to get through this season of her life with strength, grace and dignity. Continued prayers needed for healing from cancer and other issues:

8/27-Buzzion’s friend is attempting to get custody of ex-husband’s sister’s daughter from foster home which no longer wanted her. Friend is dealing with “flaky foster parent and difficulties of family court.” May rough places be made smooth so Buzzion’s friend can bring girl to loving home.

8/31-Northernlurker needs prayer for God’s guidance and wisdom to decide about a possible 3 month mission trip to the Philippines. Also needs God's presence for upcoming Mexico mission trip

8/31-aisq asks for prayers for son Gabriel, 27, who has rare genetic disease and needs a liver and bone marrow transplant but doctors are reluctant to put him on transplant list because of medical condition.

9/4-jjci asks for prayers that daughter-in law (and son) might be able to conceive and have a healthy baby.

9/4-neighbor asks for prayers of blessing for he and his children.

9/5-Ibguy asked to have co-workers daughter put back on prayer list. Jenna G, a young person in her 20’s or 30s has advanced MS. Prayers for healing

9/8-BCochran losing weight, has additional health and family concerns. Work is stressful Prayers for rough places to be made smooth and for healing,

9/9-From Jayhawkfan63-As a lurker who has been loyal to this place since 2007, I wanted to express my support for my son who is deployed in Erbil Iraq. I'm a vet myself and never knew about this beautiful place in the Kurdistan region of Iraq named Erbil. He sent me pics of the citadel that stretches back to the fifth millennium BC as he flew over it in his Blackhawk. If there is a thought or prayer that could head his way, that would be appreciated beyond everything.

9/12-Bill reports that his brother Bob has esophageal cancer which has metastasized. He stopped chemo and radiation because it was killing him.
Prayers for healing.

9/12-Captain Obvious asks for prayers for a young woman who developed stress fractures in knees during army basic training. Needs to heal sufficiently or will be invalided out

9/14-Fox2! reports that his brother is out of rehab and living with one brother and family, Please continue to keep him in prayer for healing

9/16 Jewell reports that her mother is back in hospice. Also has early stage heart failure and UTI. Even if UTI is wiped out she is still frail and very sick

9/14-From Mrs. Leggy -Please pray for my student Michael. He had a fist sized tumor removed from his brain in February and is now receiving chemotherapy every week to treat what remains plus another smaller tumor. Scans this week show the smaller one shrinking and the other one the same size, which is good. God love this kid, he comes to school every day except his chemo day, even though he must feel awful. Great family. They would appreciate the prayer

9/17-USNtakim-Prayers for healing for he and wife who have chronic medical conditions and pain and difficulty walking Mrs. USNtakim recently had treatment and is doing better but has nausea and headache. Please pray that this treatment for his wife is successful . USNTakin has a gene that malformed a protein that becomes toxic in cerebellum. Needs successful treatment for this.

9/16-Prayers for people affected by the storm Florence

9/17-Prayers for our country

9/17 I (Fenelon) ask for prayers for my son on 9/24. He has to go to court regarding car accident. Please pray that rough places are made smooth and that he doesn’t have too many points or huge fines.

9/20-For Sumdumchief who will be having cancer surgery this upcoming week.

Please continue to keep in prayers for healing: Lurker Phineas, John, Dave@BuffaloRoam, Grannysaurus Rex, Lurking Curate, and Mr Feverhead. All of these posters have significant health concerns, and Mr. Feverhead is trying to work his way though a divorce with best results for children, as well as dealing with cancer treatments. Also, Hrothgar has some challenges in finding help for his elderly and frail sister-in-law who lives at a distance from him. May rough places be made smooth.


Job concerns:

8/26-Red1c4IRL reports that his wife, DeDe, who works in pharmacy field lost job because of internal, unsupportive office politics, Red asked for prayers for strength and stability in search and that search for job would be short and productive. She is waiting to have a in person interview after several phone interviews.

9/11-Calm Mentor. Needs job. Very successful in inside and outside sales but hasn't been able to find work in his field. Lives in Northern Georgia. Any leads on jobs can be put in this thread or when he is on the board. ******** For information on his situation and to give donations Gofundme site is https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o. He thanks everyone for their generosity and prayers.

9/18-Kallisto needs long term employment closer to home

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm

****Please note; For purposes of length I am trying to keep the prayer list to approximately five weeks. We will continue to pray for earlier concerns. If you would like a situation to be placed back on the prayer list, have any updates or praise reports, please notify me at: FenelonDirection18 (at sign) gmail.com, I cannot be on all the threads. Thanks, and thanks for being prayer warriors!

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