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September 17, 2018

The Morning Rant

"Let's not go back to the old ways. I'm talking about these hippy-dippy types who style themselves 'pagans' who think we should regress back to the days when we all lived under a benificent matriarchy where everybody was happy and groovy and smoked pot all day and there were no wars or fighting. They actually believe this. But of course, it wasn't that way at all. There weren't any matriarchies, but there was a lot of fighting and wars and blood, not to mention human sacrifice. And would they really like to live in a culture with religious ceremonies wherein metal idols were superheated by fire and then infant children were placed alive in their arms to be burned to death to appease the gods? Is that what they want? No, of course it isn't, but there is a big reason why such practices are now nothing but distant specks in history's rear view mirror. It starts with the letter 'C'. The smelly hippie pagans hate it and curse it mightily, but they can only do so because they were born in a culture which is permeated by its norms and values. They're too ignorant to know how much of this is coloring their view of what they think paganism is. Or was. But it's not, and never was. So as I said, let's not go back there again. It's a brutal, barbaric place that we're well rid of."

What Could Go Wrong?

"Wait, something about this looks
oddly familiar. Let's get a close-up
on that demon idol's face."

"Is anybody really surprised?"

It's Kind of Like This:

Any of You Cryptology Buffs Want To Take A Crack At This?

In 1865, a widower erected an encrypted tombstone in Wellesley, Canada, in memory of his two wives. Its message was not decoded until 1947. pic.twitter.com/h4pG7M4hiY
— Haggard Hawks (@HaggardHawks) September 1, 2018

Residents Of Florida Urged To Evacuate, Not Because Of Hurricane But Just Because It’s Floridahttps://t.co/IsdBIkDOOJ pic.twitter.com/rOS1xwr7jh
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 14, 2018

And Speaking of Florida...

A Florida man needed a ride home when he was released from the hospital. So police say he stole an ambulance. https://t.co/cxvdG6jNat
— FOX 11 Los Angeles (@FOXLA) September 16, 2018

posted by OregonMuse at 11:24 AM

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I'm talking about these hippy-dippy types who style themselves 'pagans' who think we should regress back to the days when we all lived under a benificent matriarchy where everybody was happy and groovy and smoked pot all day and there were no wars or fighting. They actually believe this. But of course, it wasn't that way at all. There weren't any matriarchies, but there was a lot of fighting and wars and blood, not to mention human sacrifice. And would they really like to live in a culture with religious ceremonies wherein metal idols were superheated by fire and then infant children were placed alive in their arms to be burned to death to appease the gods? Is that what they want? No, of course it isn't, but there is a big reason why such practices are now nothing but distant specks in history's rear view mirror. It starts with the letter 'C'. The smelly hippie pagans hate it and curse it mightily, but they can only do so because they were born in a culture which is permeated by its norms and values. They're too ignorant to know how much of this is coloring their view of what they think paganism is. Or was. But it's not, and never was. So as I said, let's not go back there again. It's a brutal, barbaric place that we're well rid of." What Could Go Wrong? "Wait, something about this looks oddly familiar. Let's get a close-up on that demon idol's face." "Is anybody really surprised?" It's Kind of Like This: Any of You Cryptology Buffs Want To Take A Crack At This? In 1865, a widower erected an encrypted tombstone in Wellesley, Canada, in memory of his two wives. 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