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Mid-Morning Open Thread | Main | Shock: Car Ramming Attack Against Fox News Affiliate After Former Democrat Aide Chuck Todd Tells Leftists They Need to "Fight Back" Against Fox
September 05, 2018

The Morning Rant

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"So the geniuses at Nike have trotted out a new ad campaign featuring an a unemployed quarterback that no NFL team would touch with the slogan, quote, Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything, unquote. Now this is a bit of ex post facto switcheroo because it is doubtful that Kaepernick thought he would be unemployed because of his virtue signaling, and maybe he wouldn't be if his stats weren't so mediocre, but my question to the Nike marketing execs is, not to put too fine a point on it, are you all high?? Did they not notice the NFL TV ratings going into the crapper when that flaming idiot Goodell started egging on all the kneeling BS? And did they not notice the ESPN ratings tanking hard when they decided to remake themselves into MSNBC with the occasional sports news thrown in? Nike has never heard 'get woke, go broke'? If they wanted to show heroic sacrifice from a sports star, why didn't they use someone like Pat Tillman? Or others who have raised millions of dollars for various charities? Oh no, not that. Better to build an entire ad campaign around a washed-up crybaby who has done nothing except make a scene during pre-game ceremonies and alienate half of your potential audience. But they did get an endorsement from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and *that's* something they can be proud of. Many years from now, marketing textbooks are going to have chapters devoted to how these companies bankrupted themselves with these idiotic suicide pacts just to please a tiny minority of screaming nimcompoops who don't use their products, anyway. "

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"Crossbows! Everyone knows that crossbows are the superior weapons, you freaking morons!"

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Answered prayer:

8/30-Beverly reports that judge ruled in favor of conservatorship for dads’s finances which is a big relief, thanks be to God!. Brother still needs prayers for emotional healing and conversion.

9/4-ibguy reports that Teresa M whom we had been praying for is doing much better, thanks be to God!

Prayers for Comfort after Death and Healing and strength for survivors:

8/1-Week Geek asked for prayers for his friends, D.V. J.V, and B.V. 19 year old Son and brother died in lake accident July 29th.

8/12-TonyPetes’ father-in-law, a Korean War vet, died recently. Father-in-law had 4 sons and 1 daughter, TonyPetes’ wife. Prayers for repose of his soul and comfort for survivors.

8/12-GrammieWinger, prayers for comfort and strength after recent death of her father.

8/12-Infidel, prayers for she and her family after the death of her father.

New Requests:

9/5-SMH having surgery to have large cyst from ovary removed today. Prayers for successful surgery and complete healing

8/24-Jane D’oh’s son’s friend-a young Marine was murdered while in Mexico. Friend's name was E.G. Prayers for strength and comfort for E.G.’s family and friends and that murderer or murderers might be held accountable and justice might prevail.

9/4-jjci asks for prayers that daughter-in law (and son) might be able to conceive and have a healthy baby.

9/4 neighbor (formerly neighbor with a telescope) asks for prayers of blessing for he and his children.

Requests for Continued Prayer:

7/31-Pooky’s girl reports that Pooky is sleeping better, not hearing voices when sleeping due to increase in medicine, but is struggling with personal interaction. Prayers for healing and Pooky’s girl asked for prayers that he move up in company so that he doesn’t have to work so many hours which causes stress.

7/31-Hrothgar’s sister is home but very weak and frail. Hrothgar concerned about her living arrangements (is alone) and finances connected to moving to a assisted living facility. Needs rough places made smooth fort that.

****7/31-Slapweseal caring for mom who had stoke and for dad**** Things have gotten "exponentially worse” Please continue the prayers

8/6-Miley-Asks for prayers for focus and strength to help get her mother is retirement home and brother in VA home. Prayers that she “stay sane” and “be her best self.”

8/6 Lurker Phineas has inoperable advanced prostrate cancer, Asked for prayers to bear effects of hormone and radiation treatment, wisdom for doctors, peace for children and that he might live long enough to comment his memory with granddaughters ages 2 &4. Prayers for successful treatment

8/15-Aelfheld’s friend in rehabilitation needs continued prayers for regaining strength and mobility.

8/15-CountryBoy had a heart attack while in doctor’s office and was taken immediately to ICU. Is home now. Needs prayers for strength, healing and recovery.

8/15-SteveOReno- Son has Bipolar 1. Was doing o.k managing illness. but then abused drugs and had an overdose. Son is living with parents now. Please pray that he gets clean, manage bipolar and can keep his job and please "pray for his parents, too.” (Fenelon’s note).

8/17-Laughing in Tx- Has wife has cancer. Will begin cancer treatments soon. Wanted hair cut off so she wouldn’t lose long hair doing treatments. Needs healing

*8/20-Moki’s daughter has had bad white counts and gamma globulin. Is starting school again. Please pray for positive resolution for medical issues, wisdom for doctors, healing, and strength.

9/4-Fox2 reports that brother was back in hospital for additional testing, then back in rehab. May go to stay with other brother this week. Prayers for healing

9/5-Ibguy asked to have co-workers daughter put back on prayer list. Jenna G, a young person in her 20’s or 30s has advanced MS. Prayers for healing

**** New requests for healing, God's presence, strength, peace, and guidance 8/22-NorthernLurker-Prayers for his friend Pat who has surgery for cancer and whose wife died the next day. Cancer of Pat is terminal. Also prayers for his friend Karen who has terminal cancer.

8/23-ElvenPhoenix-Father, J.S. has heart disease, diabetes and end stage renal failure. Also, prayers for Mother to get through this season of her life with strength, grace and dignity. Continued prayers needed for healing from cancer and other issues:

8/27-Buzzion’s friend is attempting to get custody of ex-husband’s sister’s daughter from foster home which no longer wanted her. Friend is dealing with “flaky foster parent and difficulties of family court.” May rough places be made smooth so Buzzion’s friend can bring girl to loving home.

8/31-Northernlurker needs prayer for God’s guidance and wisdom to decide about a possible 3 month mission trip to the Philippines. Also needs God's presence for upcoming Mexico mission trip

8/31-USNtakim-Prayers for healing for he and wife who have chronic medical conditions and pain and difficulty walking . USNTakin has gene that malformed a protein that becomes toxic in cerebellum. Needs successful treatment.

8/31- aisq asks for prayers for son Gabriel, 27, who has rare genetic disease and needs a liver and bone marrow transplant but doctors are reluctant to put him on transplant list because of medical condition.

Please continue to keep in prayers for healing: Sumdumchief, John, Dave@BuffaloRoam, Grannysaurus Rex, Lurking Curate, and Mr Feverhead. All of these posters have significant health concerns, and Mr. Feverhead is trying to work his way though a divorce with best results for children, as well as dealing with cancer treatments.

Job concerns:

9/1 Calm Mentor . Needs job. Very successful in inside and outside sales but hasn't been able to find work in his field. Lives in Northern Georgia. Any leads on jobs can be put in this thread or when he is on the board. ******** For information on his situation and to give donations Gofundme site is https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o. He thanks everyone for their generosity and prayers.

8/26-Red1c4IRL reports that his wife, DeDe, who works in pharmacy field lost job because of internal, unsupportive office politics, Red asked for prayers for strength and stability in search and that search for job would be short and productive.

Prayers after death-For comfort and strength for family and friends of Bruce’s cousin’s grandson. Grandson had just moved there to pursue PhD at Northwestern. Shot by two people shooting at each other at bus stop.

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:


****Please note; For purposes of length I am trying to keep the prayer list to approximately five weeks. We will continue to pray for earlier concerns. If you would like a situation to be placed back on the prayer list, have any updates or praise reports, please notify me at: FenelonDirection18 (at sign) gmail.com, I cannot be on all the threads. Thanks, and thanks for being prayer warriors!

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