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August 01, 2018

The Morning Rant

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"You all know about what's called 'the tragedy of the commons', right? That's when there's some sort of resource, such as grazing land, that nobody owns but everybody can use. And it works OK until the number of grazing animals can no longer be sustained. Then, if usage remains unchecked, the resource eventually becomes exhausted. So, how is this problem solved? The best, most efficient solution is to simply privatize the grazing land, for example, sub-divide it and sell the lots at auction. But rat-bastard commies, socialists, and other economic nitwits hate private property, so they want the labor to be done collectively and cooperatively, and the more socialism is doped with anarchy, the more this must be done voluntarily. In other words, they think you should just tell people not to overgraze the common pasture and that should be enough to avoid the tragedy. But what about those who don't want to volunteer to cooperate? They must be taught to cooperate for the common good. And what happens to the recalcitrants who don't agree? The commies won't answer the question, at least not those commies who are running for office. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will start babbling nonsense, but the real answer is, as Lenin admitted, that that's when the killings will start. In order for communism to work, pretty much everyone has to be 'woke', and there's not much room for dissent. And when they run out of recalcitrants ('wreckers') to shoot, they'll start shooting each other for being insufficiently 'woke'. And as Ocasio-Cortez gets hauled up before the firing squad, she'll be yelling 'but this isn't real communism.'"



How To Pick Up Chicks:

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The Dumbest Cartoon In the World:

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(h/t Ian Miles Cheong)



The Dumbest Cartoon In the World (Fixed):

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(h/t Iron Ronin)


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"Isn't it a bit odd that the only
places you see communism
actually working is in comic
books, fairy tales, or inside
somebody's head?"



Totes Unexpected!

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Because He Thought That All The Cops Were Down At The Krispy Kreme:

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Prayers for Comfort after Death and Healing for Survivor:

7/24-Bitter Clinger asks for prayer for his former pastor who brought him to Christ. Pastor and wife were in a car accident. Serious injuries to pastor but wife died. Pastor is home now. Prayer that God will soothe, strengthen, guide, and comfort pastor, and have protection from "powers and principalities" so that he may be able to continue his important work. Prayers for comfort and strength for family and friends.

Thanks for Prayer, Requests for Continued Prayer:

7/11-ArnieFufkin's friend should be able to come home from hospital in Tasmania in a few weeks, which is good news. Please continue to keep him in prayer. Arniefufkin thanks everyone for their prayers.

7/24-Aelfheld's friend who has congestive heart failure is in rehabilitation. Aelfheld appreciates the prayers given , is grateful for continued prayers for healing and strengthening.

7/24-Lurker Phineas will start 8 weeks of targeted radiation therapy shortly. Is participant for additional hormone therapy (doesn't know if he's getting a placebo or not). Please pray for his healing and that he be able to have additional time with his grand-babies.

7/24-Kemp reports that after 3 months his grandchildren are home from NICU (Thanks be to God), but will need continuing prayers for strengthening and healing as it's "a long road." He thanks people for their prayers.

7/24- ***Critical situation*** Calm Mentor lost driving job with Uber because of insurance regulation changes because he walks with a cane and lacks some strength in his arm. Dire financial situation. Needs job. Very successful in inside and outside sales but hasn't been able to find work in his field. Lives in Northern Georgia. Any leads on jobs can be put in this thread or when he is on the board. ******** For information on his situation donations, Gofundme site is https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o. CM has some job interviews coming up. Please pray for him.

New requests or updates:

7/26-Flounder's MIL is three weeks into radiation treatment for glioblastoma. Prayers for she and flounder and family who are moving over so that she can sped time time with beloved grandchildren.

7/26 "Dang" reports cancer has come back. Stage 4 of cancer of esophagus. Prayers for healing

7/26-Red1c4IRL reports that his wife, DeDe, who works in pharmacy field lost job because of internal, unsupportive office politics, Red asked for prayers for strength and stability in search and that search for job would be short and productive.

7/26 Laughing in Tx-wife was having biopsy. Asked for prayers. Fenelon hasn't heard of results

7/26 Fox 2-brother taken to hospital with shortness of breath and disorientation, Fenelon has not received update.

7/27-Platypus' sister and son had to be evacuated because of CA wildfires. Sister has lung issues. Fenelon doesn't know status of house.

7/31-Pooky's girl reports that Pooky is sleeping better, not hearing voices when sleeping due to increase in medicine, but is struggling with personal interaction.
Prayers for healing and Pooky's girl asked for prayers that he move up in company so that he doesn't have to work so many hours which causes stress

7/31-Hogmartin's dear friends mother, Theresa, is**** Back in hospital*****. Now has congestive heart failure. Needs continuing prayers.

7/31-Hrothgar's sister is home but very weak and frail. Hrothgar concerned about her living arrangements (is alone) and finances connected to moving to a assisted living facility.
Needs rough places made smooth fort that.

8/1-Vic's wife is home from hospital and. has rented a place in town that is less cluttered than home. Vic vists her everyday. Needs prayers for healing

8/1 Fenelon asks for prayers that "rough places may be made smooth" after son's car accident. Son is o.k (Thanks be to God). but there are legal and financial complications because of accident

Job related prayers:

Donna&&&& looking for a job.

Votermom's friend Karen needs a new and better job.

Requests for healing - Continuing need for prayer:

6/19-sumdumchief- has had been dealing with colon cancer for 2.5 years, Needs healing.

6/20-Grannysaurusrex (Lurker) needs healing for herself and family.

6/20-Dave at BuffaloRoam, has hole in lung and cancer. Prayers for complete healing

6/21-Slapweasel's mother had a stroke June 21. Prayers for healing for she and family, and strength for Slap in caring for her.

6/26-AnonymousPoster, asked for prayers for healing for John, who has metastasized melanoma and related cancers.

6/26-Dave at BuffaloRoam, has hole in lung and cancer. Prayers for complete healing

6/30-Beverly, Has dad dealing with senility. Also Beverly needs positive resolution for legal concern over malfeasance with financial issues by brother who is power-of-attorney for dad. Needs courage, strength, and God's wisdom. Brother needs spiritual healing and conversion, too.

7/1-Wenda, prayers for she and husband. Husband is "failing".

7/2-Mr. Feverhead, bill from IRS reduced. Is getting a port for cancer treatments put in July 2. Starts chemo for 6 months. Also Needs positive resolution of divorce from wife for best results for family. Appreciates all prayers from anonymous pray-ers.

7/4-TonyPetes' friend Sam has debilitating nerve issues as result of congenital disc problems in lower back. Sometimes is suicidal because of pain and needs healing.

7/6-Captain Whitebread's friend B.A. going through difficult divorce. Needs peace, strength, wisdom, and help from above.

7/24-AntiSocialist asks for prayers for herself for healing. Having treatments for pancreatic cancer. OK so far, but it is very scary.

7/24-WTP asks for prayers for Jake, son of a good friend, who has lymphoma and parents insurance has run out. Caring site for donations is https://tinyurl.com/yct9hvzv

7/26-Insomniac has difficult and complicated family issues. Needs prayers for himself and his children. And prayers that important relationships won't be damaged and others would not exploit situation for their gain and others loss.

7/28-Infidel, father has cancer and Alzheimer's. Family needs prayer in very difficult situation and in father's living situation

****Please note; For purposes of length I am trying to keep the prayer list to approximately five plus weeks. We will continue to pray for earlier concerns. If you would like a situation to be placed back on the prayer list, have any updates or praise reports, please notify me at: FenelonDirection18 (at sign) gmail.com, I cannot be on all the threads. Thanks, and thanks for being prayer warriors!

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm

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