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May 30, 2018

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"John Brennan and James Clapper have been caterwauling for over a year that Russia somehow influenced the election in Trump's favor. But think about that for a second. These were the guys that Obama put in charge of National Intelligence, the CIA, NSA, etc. So my question is, why didn't they know about this Russian plot in advance? It was their effing *job* to know about this stuff in advance. It was their effing *job* to protect the American people from machinations of foreign powers. That's what they were being paid for, right? Now, obviously, they're lying through their teeth about this. It's all just an attempt to try to damage the president. But they're too stupid to realize that the more they wail about the Russians helping Trump, the more they're broadcasting their own incompetence."

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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

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Answered prayer:

VoterMom has a PT job, and she thanks the horde for their prayers. It's a nice place to work, but needs prayers that it leads to better things so she can support & help her family

Prayers for support for family and friends after deaths of loved ones:

5/18- Chicago Lurker-Friend Helene has died after a long battle with an autoimmune disease. Prayers for strength and peace for family and friends.

5/18- Prayers for comfort and strength for family and friends of ibguy's baby sister Joyce, after her death.

5/21- Jeff Bedard, a moron poster died on May 19th. Poster "red" asked "prayers for the repose of his soul, for his family, and the larger family of internet friends of his, Morons & 'ettes, and people at all all the other places he posted over the years.

Healing related prayer requests:

4/24-Prayers for healing of friend of "Lee Also". Friend has ALS and severe difficulty breathing. Wants to be able to hold grandchild due in Summer

4/24- Healing for OregonMuse and renewed progress after his surgery.

4/25-Mr. Feverhead- wife left taking their child after he had difficult treatments for cancer, huge bill from IRS, Needs miracles.

4/26-Pooky's Girl-continued prayers for healing for husband suffering from PTSD.

5/1-Sullas's dad will will begin cancer treatment soon. Needs success in treatment.

5/1-Kemp asked prayers for well being of premature grandchildren in ICU.

5/6-Insomniac has difficult and complicated family issues. Needs prayers for himself and his children.

5/6-Fenelon-prayers for healing and resolution of insurance issues.

5/8-Prayers for Backwards Boy and Backwards Gal, for all their physical and other needs

5/8-Laurel asked for surcease of pain of Sister-in-law affected by MS. SIL needs to reach out to friends so she's less alone.

5/8-Thing from Snowy Mountain, in need of healing for heart issues, weight concerns and high blood pressure. Also, needs a new and less stressful job.

5/9-Lurking Phineas, inoperable advanced prostrate cancer. Prayers for time with family, and to bear the effects of hormone treatments and radiation treatments and for success in treatments.

5/10-Lurker ("Curate"), needs healing from bile duct cancer and comfort for wife and married daughters and their husbands.

5/10-Captain WhiteBread, healing for mom who has heart issues. Needs resolution for $5000 hospital bill after his own heart surgery. Needs strength and hope.

5/15 -Hobbitopoly, prayers for pop who needs healing after eye surgery.

5/15- NorthernLurker, sister-in-law still needs healing and recovery after death of husband several years ago. Family under a lot of stress.

5/18-Hrothgar asks for prayers for healing for himself-had been in hospital and asks for prayers for quick recovery so as not to have to deal with side effects of medication, which makes things difficult.

5/17- Prayers for healing for Jakey, a 12 year old friend of a poster, Irra., Jakey has seizures and CP and is in a wheelchair and was in hospital.

5/19-Friend of "Mrs Leggy" named Diane- prayers for healing and in dealing with chemo, radiation, and upcoming double mastectomy and hysterectomy

5/19-Theresa, Daughter, of Bonkauth needs healing. Would like to keep job as Nurse Practioner at womens' prison if possible and not go on disability

5/25-JustWayne asked for prayers for healing of mother of his friend, Sandy. Her mother- Ann- has supranuclear palsy

5/25-ibguy asks for prayers for healing for Theresa, a spouse of a friend who has breast cancer, likely a lumpectomy with no radiation and no chemo.


I apologize for any errors. I am keeping the list to about four weeks simply due to space. If you would like someone to be put back on, please let FenelonSpoke know. Please contact FenelonDirection (at gmail.com) for additions or changes, as she cannot be around for many of the posts in threads. Feel free to copy and paste emails to her for Prayer Requests.

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:


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