You're Not Going to Believe This, But The Media Has Been Caught Straight-Up Lying... Again

Animals.

Fucking animals.

The media was caught lying about Trump's use of the word "animals" -- he plainly meant murderous MS13 gang members, but the media lied and said he referred to "undocumented" immigrants.

Then, John Harwood, a simpleton's simpleton, attempted to rescue the media's false narrative by contriving a Fake But Accurate defense, arguing earnestly -- get this! -- that MS13 gang members, who swear by the motto "Rape, Control, Kill" (and no, that is not rightwing #FakeNews-- that's their literal motto) are actually human beings too and Trump was mean and wrong to say otherwise.

This is what people have termed the press' tendency towards Weaponized Autism in deliberately misreading Trump to find offense -- they read everything tendentiously literally, pretending that calling someone an "animal" for his savage and bestial actions isn't a fairly common figure of speech, and arguing that #TheScience says that even murderous rapists are, according to science, Human Beings.

Thanks John. I'm just finishing up the paperwork to nominate you for the Nobel Prize for Retards.

Say, when's the next time you'll be asking questions at a Republican presidential primary debate, Simple John?

posted by Ace of Spades at 04:26 PM

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