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May 03, 2018

Tonight's ONT Is What It Is

It's a beautiful day. I'm bopping along through the fields of Carroll County, top down under a clear blue sky. Van Halen is blasting on the radio, in the seats next to and behind me dozens of red plastic gas cans are vibrating in time with the music. Life is great, when suddenly I realize....



Well, here goes nuthin'.

Donald Floyd

Did you ever notice how many pictures of Trump could be Pink Floyd album covers?


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It's not just Trump, I had another one I make of North Korea's leader (Dark Side of the Un), but I cant find it.

Cultural Appreciation

Chinese dress at US prom wins support in China after internet backlash

Ever notice how many times the people SJWs are outraged on behalf of aren't themselves outraged? I have. And while I'm on the subject, just how condescending is that?

Speculative “History”

How We Lost the Great Pacific War

Hypothetical letter from the Admiral commanding the Pacific Fleet following the defeat of the US in 2024. A bit inside baseball at times, but a good read.

Never Gets Old

This video never gets old. I still chuckle at it every single time.

News From The Insurance Wars

Trump saves millions of working-class families from Obamacare penalty

I've long wondered why anyone would pay the penalty, there are so many holes and exemptions available that it's a joke, but Trump has added 4 more exemptions. The big one is a conscience exemption: If no ACA provider in your area offers plans that do not cover abortion, you can apply to be exempt from the shared responsibility penalty and it's retroactive to 2016 (if you paid and want to file an amended return). Not tired of winning yet.

Sad News From the Lacrosse World

Dick Edell Passes Away

I always hated staring across the field and seeing Coach Edell standing on the Terps sideline back in the 80s and 90s. He was a hell of a coach and Maryland was always a hard out because of it. RIP Big Man.

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Interesting Analysis

Click on the embedded tweet and read the entire thread. It's long, but there are some thought provoking bits.

Thoughts from the Horde?

Tonight's ONT brought to you by dirty restrooms:


The Yahoo Group wouldn't know what to do with a bar of soap if it bit them.

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