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The Thursday Night ONT is Back!My God, How Can Such Men Be Defeated?* The Story of Captain Samuel Whittemore On this day in history, 1775, the "shot heard 'round the world" was fired, launching the American War of Independence. His fellow minuteman started firing at the oncoming British Grenadiers of the 47th Regiment of Foot, falling back to reload, then firing again. Sam waited. Finally, when the column was directly in front of him, he stood and fired his musket. A grenadier fell dead. He drew his two pistols, firing both at almost point blank range. Another grenadier fell dead, a third fell mortally wounded. The British soldiers were on top of him, he had not the time to reload his musket or pistols, so drawing his sword, he started flailing away at the bayonet wielding soldiers. A soldier leveled his Brown Bess musket, at point blank range, and fired. The .69 caliber ball struck Sam in the cheek, tearing away part of his face and throwing him to the ground. Sam valiantly tried to rise, fending off bayonet thrusts with his sword, but he was overpowered. Struck in the head with a musket butt, he went down again, then was bayoneted thirteen times and left for dead. Oh, and Captain Whittemore was 80 years old at the time. Bad. Ass. *The title of this section is a quote from Marine General Holland M "Howlin' Mad" Smith referencing the sacrifices his men made to take Tarawa in WWII. I suspect General Smith and his fellow leathernecks are proud to claim a warrior's brotherhhod with a hero like minuteman Captain Samuel Whittemore. H/t @Isophorone
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Here’s a true story that illustrates the sheltered mindset of Dan’s social group. One time I was at a publishing industry party in Manhattan. Being the one token wild red state barbarian, we were discussing what living in the country is like. (for the record, these people think Danbury Connecticut is The Country). Read the whole thing, it's a stitch.
My Month As A Member of the ‘Wild Wild Country’ Sex Cult Written by the Playboy Advisor, it's fascinating to me how many people think that human nature doesn't apply to them. Speaking of cults, today is the anniversary of the federal government attacking a peaceful compound* in Waco and killing 76 people. Randy Weaver says hello. Cliven Bundy would like to remind everyone that but for the power of social media, there goes he. *I'm not defending the Branch Davidians or their beliefs, but there was no reason for them to be attacked like that except for a government's raw hunger for power and an unquenchable desire to make everyone submit to their will. Government is not reason, it is not eloquence — it is force. Like fire it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master; never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action.
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