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April 21, 2018

Weird News Dump

(Hot, black & bitter, like my soul. Please.)

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Wow, April 21st already. Looking out the dining room window this is what comes to mind.

When you bring me my cup of coffee bring me some of that Global Restoration the left is blabbing about.

OK, let's take a look at some things that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

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DUI? Nah, couldn't be.
Wonder if Ace will get one of these?
Iceland doesn't think much of their Prime Minister.
There's an old saying that a person who represents himself in court has a fool for a client.
4 ~~Democrats~~ baboons escape.
Yeah sure, drugs made you gay.
Well, at least he tried....
If it sounds too good to be true, well......
So how many Morons are moving to Nova Scotia?
Stick(y) 'em up.
Best laid plans. Gone, gone with the wind.
Lucy, you have some 'splaining to do.
Maybe this will catch on with the Fight For $15 crowd.
Come on baby light my fire.
Why?
A for effort.
She must have been a really good......cook, yeah that's it, cook.
Get away vehicle? Skate board? Not a good choice.

Enjoy these stories or something else on your mind in this open thread. Enjoy responsibly and don't run with sharp objects.

Have a great weekend!!

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Winter/dog/kid pic h/t Suburban Men

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:30 AM

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