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April 12, 2018

Progress: Fake Republican Nicole Wallace Reveals That She Has Improved The #Woke8YearOld and Broken the Old World Record for #WokeMoppets

Out: My #Woke8YearOld is "rapping" with me about politics

In:

My 6 year old watching @Morning_Joe with me just said @morningmika looks worried - I said “she is” he said “it’s @realDonaldTrump ‘s fault right?” Kids know Trump is trouble . Why don’t republicans in Congress?

— Nicolle Wallace (@NicolleDWallace) April 12, 2018

Charles Cooke thinks it's pretty obvious that a 6 year old is just reflecting the weird emotional chaos in Nicole Wallace's fevered mind, and is less likely to be forming her own independent political analyses:

I find it annoying when anyone pretends that our young kids don’t just react entirely to our own attitudes, and reflect our own views.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) April 12, 2018

But nah, I'm sure Nicole Wallace's #Woke6YearOld has been signed to do an Encounter Broadside titled Mommy, Why Does Trump Keep Trampling Constitutional Norms and Imperiling the Republic With His Hyperemotive Solipcisms?

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You Can Ask All the Questions of Me You Like and I Can Just Ignore Your Asses. » April 12, 2018 Progress: Fake Republican Nicole Wallace Reveals That She Has Improved The #Woke8YearOld and Broken the Old World Record for #WokeMoppets Out: My #Woke8YearOld is "rapping" with me about politics In: My 6 year old watching @Morning_Joe with me just said @morningmika looks worried - I said “she is” he said “it’s @realDonaldTrump ‘s fault right?” Kids know Trump is trouble . Why don’t republicans in Congress? — Nicolle Wallace (@NicolleDWallace) April 12, 2018 Charles Cooke thinks it's pretty obvious that a 6 year old is just reflecting the weird emotional chaos in Nicole Wallace's fevered mind, and is less likely to be forming her own independent political analyses: I find it annoying when anyone pretends that our young kids don’t just react entirely to our own attitudes, and reflect our own views. — Charles C. W. 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