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February 27, 2018

Jazz Shaw: The Heartbreaking Story of a Most-Wanted Drug Dealer and Gang-Member Being Deported For Some Unfathomable Reason

Lo siento.

He's only had a few years "clean" according to his family, but before that, he was enough of a bad guy to make the most wanted list as a gang member, drug dealer and violent felon. And the most wanted list era was a few years ago since he’s gone to ground since then.

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But if all you did was read the first five or six paragraphs of the national news coverage you'd only know that the federal agents had dragged the poor fellow out of his garden, leaving his sobbing wife and young daughter in their wake. In fact, the actual title of the article reads, "Family Heartbroken After Napa Man Arrested By ICE Agents."

Apparently it's the media's plan to document the deportation of every single illegal alien, including the hardened criminals.

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