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February 08, 2018

CNN: These "Dreamers" Are Threatening to Leave America if They Don't Get Their Amnesty

Really?

Wow. You've really got us over a barrel with this.

This is like Sophie's Choice, except where you don't like either of the kids and are actually ready to shed them both.

"Which child do you select to live, Sophie?"

"Ehhhh, neither, if I'm being honest."

"What? Neither?"

"Yeah, neither. Take them both."

"But... you are permitted one child that may live."

"Eh, I'm good. You keep them. Do as you will."

"But these are your children!"

"We never clicked, if I'm being honest. They're kind of... I don't want to say 'assholes,' but there you go, I just said it. Plus, I've really wanted to start dating again, and you know, all that 'motherhood' baggage."

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