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February 09, 2018

The Morning Rant

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"So let me get this straight: They phonied up a bunch of FISA warrants salted with a crap dossier of fake evidence in order spy on Trump's campaign. They leaked debate questions to Hillary in advance. The media gave up all pretense of objectivity and campaigned on her behalf. They publicized crap polls all showing her with an insurmountable lead. They did everything except kidnap Trump and lock him in a steamer trunk, and yet she STILL lost. So when I hear this incompetent boob blubbering and drunk-tweeting about how it was everybody else's fault but hers, I think, yeah, this is just what the Democrats need in 2020: a bitter, angry, pathetic loser who doesn't know that she needs to just give up and go home. And maybe get a few cats for company."

(h/t Christopher Taylor)

Good Lord, This Man Is A Drooling Imbecile:

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So my question concerns these "reformed" ISIS guys, namely, how do you know they're actually "reformed", how did they suddenly become "reformed" and if they're really "reformed", how do you know they'll stay "reformed"? Has anyone in the Canadian government ever asked these questions?

And all you morons up there in the Great White North, I've got a question for you, how did this clown ever get elected? He makes Sally Kohn look like a rocket scientist and Jimmy Carter look like Ronald Reagan. He is easily the dumbest head of state in the world, at least in the West.

Apparently, Nobody Will Be Allowed To Not Like This Movie:

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So it's like the new all-female Ghostbusters, only with even more 'Like it or else...' thrown in.

"You're not applauding loudly enough, citizen!"

I wonder if the Palestinians ever ask themselves why nobody likes them? I mean, nobody except smelly, ignorant progressives and Swedish soy boys, that is. Even other Arabs don't want to have anything to do with the Palestinians, who can only exist because of aid (i.e. handouts) from Western countries.

This Looks Like a Good Program:

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