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February 03, 2018

EMT 02/03/18

Words of wisdom from your Uncle Krak/t:

Life is like 90% cock-ups.

It's really important to leverage that 10% of the time you aren't stepping all over your own dick.

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posted by krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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