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January 18, 2018

Soft Putty-like Sub-Man Chris Cilliza Snarks At Trump's Lack of Exercise

Bro, do you even lift?

Don't avoid the question, bro. Do. You. Even. Lift?

Ah, I'm just kidding, Big Guy. I know you don't lift.

By the way, John King, the newsreader for the video report (available at CNN's clickbait site), sure appears to be a... a very stout fellow, let us say.

He doesn't resemble the sort of ruffian who would be so ungallant to reject the advances of a young, comely donut.

Anyway, it's just remarkable to see CNN men (evidence needed) in their 30s goofing on a guy in his 70s for... you know, being as chubby and inactive as they are.

I think Chris Cilliza and Brian Stelter and assorted other fatties have decided that opening the freezer and pulling out a tub of Haagen-Dasz ice cream constitutes a standing horizontal row.

And from the Free Beacon: Let's compare the media's conspiracy theories about Trump's health -- which they themselves acknowledge as "Girtherism" -- to their extreme defensiveness about any questions concerning Hillary Clinton's.

The obese Brian Stelter plays a starring role here, both ginning up Girther conspiracy theories as well as declaring all questions about Hillary "Had a Seizure, Lost a Shoe" Clinton's health to be "talk radio" conspiracy theories.


I'm not gonna lie, this video has me rock-hard and rambunctious.

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