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The Morning Report 1/12/18![]() Good morning kids. The weekend is here and as if on a dime, the narrative has changed from Trump is selling us out on Amnesty back to he's an insane, racist, nativist, honky-cracka white supremacist. Let me just say right here that while I will admit that I was taken by surprise by that meeting the other day with the usual gang of idjits and traitors, I reserved my judgement and judging by the headlines, my fears at least for now have been allayed. Let's get to the serious angle of immigration. The now Gang of 6 proposal, which is essentially a complete sellout brought to you by Dick Durbin (who still refuses to release his communications with would be assassin James Hodgkinson) and establishment flunky John Cornyn, has been shot down in flames. The President is adamant that we will have a fully funded border wall, an end to chain migration and E-Verify fully in place before even discussing the status of the so-called "DREAMers." Now, the good stuff! **The President referred to Haiti and certain other African nations as "shitholes" and everyone is having a cow (except India). Let's be honest; poverty, corruption, incompetence, crime and political repression does not exactly make for a land of milk and honey. And please spare me the Marxist blood-libeling of America, imperialism, capitalism and evil Jooz as the cause of the world's immiseration. Next, and I cannot put too fine a point on this: For those people who, unlike the decent people who follow the rules, respect our laws and come here legally in search of a better life and to embrace the American ideal, might I make the suggestion, instead of demanding the right to be here and for we the citizenry to support you while you essentially reject our values, refuse to assimilate, trash our country and support a political party that will use you to gain permanent political power, stay home and dedicate your lives to fundamentally transforming your own country from its well-deserved and documented shithole status into something resembling a stable, law-abiding society. We the People owe you nothing. Mr. President, do your duty; protect our borders and preserve our national identity. Enough on that score. The other big news is the Mueller kangaroo kourt Russia probe, where the President has come out and accused Pencil-Neck Schiff of leaking details of the investigation. He has also accused disgraceful FBI agent Peter Strzok of "treason." While that may be a stretch from a legal standpoint, it is clear that Strzok has acted with criminal intent to undermine and for all intents and purposes overthrow a legitimately elected President. Perhaps a legal beagle Hordester has a definition for that that is better suited. Meanwhile, today is the deadline IIRC for the President to either stay in or pull out of the ghastly Iran nuke deal sell-out. The usual gang of momzers and miscreants is lobbying hard to stay in and give the Farsi's the bomb. Michael Ledeen calls for regime change via a full court press on sanctions, and the investigation into Obama's aiding and abetting of Hezbollah by quashing an investigation into their drug running and human slavery operations here kicks off. From hither and yon, Nancy Palsi shoots her clueless mouth off trying to defend her opposition to Americans keeping more of their money, PDT wants able Medicaid recipients to actually kick in with some work to get their benefits, and Ohio rep jim Renacci is pulling out of his bid for the governorship to take Josh Mandel's place as the challenger for the hideous Sherrod Brown's senate seat. Lastly, a fascinating piece about the roots of the Marxist cancer now at our throats. Have a great weekend. Gonna hit in the 50s here in NYC. The climate has changed. For the better. Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed. **UPDATE: It has been pointed out that President Trump allegedly called Haiti and other countries "shitholes." I should've put that caveat in. Apologies.
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