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January 08, 2018

Open Thread

Kyle Smith rips Hollywood's hypocrisy and lack of any self-awareness, while James Franco, who won a participation trophy last night, gets hit with sexual harassment allegations.

NBC sent out a tweet endorsing Oprah:

Strange. Seems that @nbc took down there tweet. In case you missed it here it is. pic.twitter.com/gjOXbj3IKO
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) January 8, 2018

Meanwhile, #FakeNews dollar store CNN has breaking news: phones have something called "auto-correct" which sometimes change one word into another without the user noticing.

Or, as they blare:

Trump calls presidency "consensual," Twitter responds

He was writing "consequential," and yes, the auto-correct guessed from the first four letters that he meant consensual.

This happens every other text to every person in the world. Only at #FakeNews CNN is this a breaking story.

James Damore is suing Google for discrimination against men, white people, and conservatives.

I think companies are allowed to discriminate based on politics, but who knows, maybe they can't. But the other two are supposedly not allowed, though, of course, they're not only allowed, but mandatory.

Oh, one more thing: Sexy, sexy transwomen, who I totally can't tell are men, say the only reasons men won't have sex with dudes in dresses is because men who don't dig on penis are Secret Homos.

posted by Ace at 07:54 PM

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