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January 04, 2018

The Morning Rant

"You know, if it's oppression that produces terrorism, as western progressives claim, then the Copt community in Egypt would be cranking out terrorists by the carload. But they aren't, and never have. Despite being attacked continuously by muslims for years, there has never been any Copt terror gangs, death squads, or suicide bombers. Let the progressive chin-waggers chew on that."

Early Contender For 'Dumbest Tweet of 2018':

Trump bars Americans on Twitter but tells Iran to unblock social media sites https://t.co/6IIlxHI4MY pic.twitter.com/kHBaBvOLfb
— Newsweek (@Newsweek) January 2, 2018

(Narrator: President Trump only blocked certain abusive individuals from viewing his tweets while the Iranian mullahs blocked Twitter throughout the entire country.)

No, This Is Not The Onion, It's the Washington Post (01-02-2018):

WaPo - superheroes would use fossil fuels.jpg

And they wonder why we call it the National LaughingStock?

Troll Level: Epic

Something Tells Me We're Going To Be Seeing A Lot Of This Sort Of Thing In 2018:

posted by OregonMuse at 11:30 AM

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