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![]() So, continuing with my habit of being a stick in the mud, I'm really not much of a horror movie fan. I think it has to do with the fact that most of the horror genre is garbage and relies entirely on predictable tropes. For example, the movie The Conjuring was something that Dolley really, really wanted to watch, so we got it from Redbox a while ago. I thought it was sort of okay, but since it was entirely built around jump scares every 3 minutes or so, it lost any scare effect on me. I was mostly bored. See? I really am a stick in the mud. I expect the same thing from horror movies as I expect from comedies: I expect them to work dramatically. Because Dolley and I were bored after Junior went to bed a couple nights a couple of weeks ago, we watched the first two Friday the 13th movies. Well, they're certainly motion pictures, but I'm not sure they're really movies in the traditional sense. They don’t really have characters, plots, or themes. It's most just lining up a series of teenagers to kill with some flashes boobs along the way. I found it mostly boring, again, because there really wasn’t anything to latch onto narratively. Now, I'm under no misapprehension that the Friday the 13th movies are considered epitomes of horror cinema by anyone, but they're one of the biggest and most obvious examples of horror movies. Is that All? ![]()
![]() It Follows is kind of the perfect monster movie. One of the problems with a lot of monster movies is that once we actually see the monster itself, some of the tension is lost. This is actually one reason that Jaws works so well because we don't see the shark until late in the movie. Our imaginations are left to work on the form of this beast for most of the film. In It Follows, we never actually see the monster at all. We only ever see it through the eyes of the characters, and part of the conceit is that the monster masks itself as someone its prey trusts, so it never looks like anything other than another person. Another reason this movie works so well is its consistency around the rules of the game. It establishes them early and never really adds to them. We don't have the monster suddenly gaining new powers that we had no idea about before, undercutting any established tension. The rules themselves are also very simple. The monster walks towards you, no matter where you are, until it kills you. The only way to get it off of you is to have sex with someone and then the monster will chase that person you had sex with (in a neat twist of the typical horror trope that sex leads to death in horror movies).
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