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October 14, 2017

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

The Real Breakfast of ~~Champions~~ Morons.

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Good morning Morons. Saturday again. It's been a crazy week here. How about you? Anyway let us see what didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

Self-taught artist? Good. Self-taught bank robber? Not good.
A country of IDIOTS
Well, that was interesting company.
So the service was memorable after all.
Were Vikings Muslim?
Talk about burning bridges.
No one is responsible for anything anymore.
Meet Cochran's latest heartthrob
He'll be married to the job and his fiancee.
Detroit Red Wings swing a wimpy ban hammer.
The price sounds too good to be true. Ask Y5. NSFW
The ~~Devil~~ Pot made me do it.
1 more for the road was 1 too many. Especially if you're a Cop.
Duh, this wasn't well thought out. Was it?
Protection from nuclear war, colonization of Mars but will it take out the garbage?
Friends said that her family is aware of her appalling death.

Enjoy discussing these stories or whatever tickles your fancy this morning. After all it is an open thread. Try to leave the politics at the back door. No running with sharp objects, keep your elbows off the table and play nice with one another.

Have a great weekend!!!!

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Meet Cochran's latest heartthrob He'll be married to the job and his fiancee. Detroit Red Wings swing a wimpy ban hammer. The price sounds too good to be true. Ask Y5. NSFW** The ~~Devil~~ Pot made me do it. 1 more for the road was 1 too many. Especially if you're a Cop. Duh, this wasn't well thought out. Was it? Protection from nuclear war, colonization of Mars but will it take out the garbage? Friends said that her family is aware of her appalling death. Enjoy discussing these stories or whatever tickles your fancy this morning. After all it is an open thread. Try to leave the politics at the back door. No running with sharp objects, keep your elbows off the table and play nice with one another. 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