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The Morning Rant![]() "40% of the population is black, 30% is homosexual, 25% have some form of gender dysphoria, and no member of these groups ever commit any crimes. All crimes are committed by white guys, and one 120 lb. woman can usually win a fight against several professionally-trained, 235 lb. men. This is what I've learned from watching prime-time TV." Everything on television is policed by politically correct dwarves. We all know this already, of course. But this cri de coeur is from a British guy about British TV and over there, it's probably worse: I become so enraged at being clubbed over the head by the politically correct dwarves of death who inhabit that poxed machine in the corner that I stamp around and make everybody miserable with my ranting. Not just the news programmes, either, although they’re the worst. Every programme these days has those dwarves hammering away with cudgels at your head, frantic to get their fatuous agenda fastened deep inside your skull. There is never an alternative view. He describes a "mystery" drama on ITV wherein the mystery was, in fact, non-existent because the canons of progressivism had predetermined the outcome so rigidly that it would make John Calvin blush. As far as who can politicize the Vegas massacre the fastest, Hillary! is first out of the gate with:
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