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August 25, 2017

8th Grade Girl Jim Acosta Warns Trump Against, Hypothetically, Saying Something About #FakeNews During Hurricane Coverage

1. Apparently Jim Acosta is now doing opinion commentary on events which did not happen, but which he psychically divines might happen in the future.

2. In fact, the media does push #FakeNews about hurricanes when there's a Republican President to attack. Pretty amazing that he doesn't know about all the #FakeNews about people eating babies and raping crocodiles at the SuperDome.

So here's Jim Acosta, 50 year old Mean Girl, professional Drama Cyclone, the Walking Human MySpace Page.

On the plus side, his reversion to his 8th-grade-girl past self seems to be having revitalizing effects on his hair.


Update: Jim Acosta was, get this, full of girlish drama in demanding to know what the president was personally doing to wrestle the hurricane into submission.


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