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July 28, 2017

The Morning Rant

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"One time I was fighting another male gorilla. Yeah, it was over a female. Sue me. Anyway, at one point, I reached down, grabbed his junk, and tore it right the hell off. Funny thing is, he didn't become a female gorilla. He became a very pissed off male gorilla with torn-off junk."

(h/t Banana Splits Guy)

They're already making a movie version of Hillary's new book. Working title: 'Hillary vs. the Deplorables':




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"Hi, we're the GOP Congress and we're here to repeal Obamacare."

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