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July 28, 2017

The Morning Rant

"One time I was fighting another male gorilla. Yeah, it was over a female. Sue me. Anyway, at one point, I reached down, grabbed his junk, and tore it right the hell off. Funny thing is, he didn't become a female gorilla. He became a very pissed off male gorilla with torn-off junk."

(h/t Banana Splits Guy)

They're already making a movie version of Hillary's new book. Working title: 'Hillary vs. the Deplorables':

When you lied on your CV to get the shepherd job. pic.twitter.com/znC4MVvhqY
— Paul Bronks (@virtuallydead) July 26, 2017

"Hi, we're the GOP Congress and we're here to repeal Obamacare."

posted by OregonMuse at 11:23 AM

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