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August 05, 2017

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

Whew! Saturday. Never thought we were going to get here. Sorry about last week. Technical difficulties as they would say in the biz.

Here are just a few items that didn't get their due here at the AoSHQ this week.

Earl Schieb he is not.
How to improve Kaboom.
Hey H.O.A why don't you F.O.A.D?
~~Weird~~Sick.
Hatred of journalists is world wide.
The Santa Claus racket is alive and well.
Talk about a shitty project.
"He slimed me. I feel so funky."
Someone failed in Marketing 101.
Hold the pickles, please.
Finders keepers, well, no not really.
This beer tastes like shit.
Have you ever been this drunk? Part I
Have you ever been this drunk? Part II
Butt revenge?
Selfish and considerate all at the same time.

What are the rules? No running with sharp objects. Leave the 'ettes pony or pig tails alone and play nice with one another.

Enjoy!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:03 AM

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