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July 20, 2017
OJ Simpson Granted Parole; Exuberantly Shouts "I'm Goin' to Disneyland and Killing Some Folks!"
So, the Juice is loose again.
Testifying at his parole hearing, he said he'd lived a "conflict free" life and not a "criminal life."
He also said he intended to move back to Florida if granted parole, which sounds an awful lot like a threat.
Photo credit: The National Enquirer.
Based on that photo, OJ has finally found the Real Killer, and the real killer turns out to be pre-diabetic syndrome.