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July 12, 2017

Shia LaBoeuf Hailed as Hero For Saving Child From Bear

Um, no, nothing like that happened.

Instead, what appears to be a drunk former actor curses out the cops and brags he has "More millionaire lawyers than you know what to do with, you stupid bitch!"

In other words, same shit, different day.

He also says, to a black cop, "The President "doesn't give a f**k about you, and you wanna do what? Arrest white people?"

Then he begins having a tantrum, like a drunken sissy baby, screaming "My cuffs are too tight! Why am I in custody?! My cuffs are too tight! Why am I in custody?!" ad on and on.

So, watch this sad clown plummet as he approaches terminal velocity.

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posted by Ace at 02:22 PM

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