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July 08, 2017

EMT 07/08/17

Was only a 3 day work week.

Felt like it's been weeks since the last weekend though.

If the fascist antifa and their liberal puppet masters manage to drum up the civil war they are agitating for, I guess at least I can look forward to setting my own hours.

Monday - Sharpen pointy sticks, weave grass nets.
Tuesday - Rest up, because, Tuesday.
Wednesday - hump day! Hobo/Hippy hunt!
Thursday - Use pointy sticks to prod captured hobos/hippies on Gilligan Island treadmill generator to power tv and vcr playing Gilligan's Island.
Friday - Release hobos and hippies in pot field with lots of rolling papers, and a single lighter.
Saturday - drink, eat, sleep.
Sunday - Rest, pray next week will be as good as last week.

Repeat.


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