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July 01, 2017

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

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Good morning. Here's hoping you have a long Holiday Weekend!!!!!

Here are a few things that didn't get quite the attention at the AoSHQ. Feel free to discuss these or some other topic in this Open Thread.

Just remember, play with nice with others and no running with sharp objects.

Even if I had a boat load of cash this just doesn't trip the trigger.
Shit happens. Suck it up buttercup.
What did we tell you about leaving the keys in the ignition?
The service shouldn't be too long and/or boring.
And the problem is?
Talk about an optimistic dumb shit.
But it doesn't match my truck.
What happens in Germany doesn't stay in Germany.
So much for paying attention to detail.
How about that parachute purchased off the internet?
Nothing stops this guy for a "cold one"
PETA as F*cking stupid as ever.
If you break it, you buy it.

That's enough weirdness for one morning. Enjoy!!!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:25 AM

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