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May 27, 2017
Saturday Morning Weird News Dump
Good morning Morons. Where the hell has this past week gone? I'm not sure either. Glad you stopped by.
Let's see what is happening in the world. Here are a few things that didn't get much attention here at the AoSHQ.
- That's not how you use a Sharpie.
- Wonder what the urinals look like.
- The balls on that guy.
- Middle school cat fight. Staff not students.
- Over the river and through the woods to grandmother's CELL we go.
- Sex education for Pandas, bear naked.
- Chuck E. Cheese, guns & marijuana, not a good mixture.
- Crossbow or longbow?
- We don't need a damn microchip, we need more help.
- I suppose coal in the coffee is better than coal in your Xmas stocking.
- It sucks to suck.
- Rat cafe all they are spiders.
- The Moose out front should have been a clue.
Enjoy these weird stories or discuss other topics in this open thread. Just remember we don't swim in your toilet so you don't pee in our pool. Be kind to one another.
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