Joe Scarborough and Mika Brezinsky Are Engaged to Be Married, But Not to Other People This Time

It's gonna be weird, having sex without any Annoying Spouses to text them during it.

I give it six months.

The first couple of cable news,

Oh shut the fuck up. I hate you.

Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, are engaged to be married, sources have exclusively confirmed to Page Six.

The MSNBC "Morning Joe" co-hosts got engaged this past weekend during a romantic trip to the south of France and Monaco to celebrate Brzezinski’s 50th birthday.

We’re told Scarborough, 54, got down on one knee and proposed at the scenic Bar Bellini at the Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc in Antibes, which has a breathtaking moonlit outdoor terrace overlooking the Mediterranean Sea.

A source told us, "Joe got down on one knee and proposed old-fashioned-style with a ring. Of course, Mika accepted. They came back from the trip on Cloud Nine." The source added, "There are no wedding plans as of yet, they are just telling their families the happy news."

I assume they mean the families they haven't divorced.

Speaking of wretched marriages, the new biography of Barack Obama says that while he proposed to his half white, half Asian girlfriend twice, he broke it off for political reasons: He thought he was destined to be president, but would not have a connection with the black community he hoped to use as his first marks before moving on to con the rest of the country.

posted by Ace at 07:48 PM

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