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May 03, 2017

New Biography of Barack Obama Alleges Coke, Cheating, and Cock-Curiosity

The cocaine, the biography claims, happened must later on in Obama's life than he has previously claimed.

The sex secrets of the young Barack Obama have been revealed in an authoritative new biography of the ex-president.

Obama slept with his girlfriend Genevieve Cook on their first date, before she wrote him a poem about their 'f***ing' and called their sex 'passionate', the book about the former president reveals.

They also took cocaine together - and after they split she slept with his best friend.
Obama also considered a gay relationship while at college, twice proposed to another white girlfriend, and cheated on Michelle with his ex during the first year of their relationship.

So you're saying he considered being a cock-holster, as Stephen Colbert might say?

By the way, on that sad clown Colbert, I wouldn't really recommend this Time piece about him (which is negative, but still not worth your time), except for this good description of what most late night "entertainment" now is: Colbert has "created a show that's worth blogging about but not worth watching."

I disagree that any of these shows are "worth blogging about," but it does seem that they're performing noncomedy for the express purpose of getting bloggers to advertise for them.

Does anyone actually watch these pieces of shit?


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