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May 02, 2017

Stephen Colbert, Smart, Classy Commentator Who Loves Science and Hates Homophobia, Says Donald Trump Gives Blowjobs to Men

I had to specify "to men" because you never know the gender of a penis these days.

It's the hypocrisy that bothers me.

I'm tired of these sissies whining like bitches about completely-inarguable statements like "Barack Obama has a dick-shaped mouth" and calling that both racist and homophobic while giving themselves the latitude to drop bee-jay jokes about their enemies.

This class has made an awful lot of claims about their inherent moral and intellectual superiority over the savage populists, and yet continuously allows itself to go to the gutter in service of Truthiness whenever they need a ratings goose.

You can watch the video below but I wouldn't recommend it.

posted by Ace at 12:31 PM

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