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The Morning Report 4/12/17

Good morning, kids. First, let's get this out of the way (although Ace's post last night is worth the read [aren't they all?]); as a Jew and son of a Shoah survivor, Spicer's comments are a non-issue. Period. Full Stop. Moving on to actual reality, first up are the mounting tensions with North Korea. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the Chi-Coms moving troops to the border is a warning to them and not to us. Maybe Premier Xi was really impressed with First Granddaughter Arabella's singing. AG Sessions is laying down the law on border/immigration enforcement. Ron Estes barely won the special election for Mike Pompeo's House seat, thanks to a last minute push by PDT and Teh Ted. Paul Ryan was not to be found. And congratulations to Governor Krispy Kreoste. He wins the honor of least liked governor in the land. Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

• President Trump: "We Are Not Going Into Syria"
  
• Pyongyang Pudgy Threatens to Nuke the US
  
• PDT Bullish on Tax Reform But "I Have to Do Healthcare First"
  
• Smoke Status = Getting Thicker: FBI Obtained Surveillance Warrant on Former Trump Advisor
  
• GOP Barely Averts Embarrassment as Ron Estes Ekes Out Last Second Win for Pompeo's House Seat
  
• AG Sessions Makes Misdemeanor of Repeat Illegal Entry by Illegal Aliens a Felony
  
• Soros-Funded Group Run By Lieawatha's Kid Fighting Voter Integrity Lawsuits. . .
  
• . . .Unsolicited Absentee Ballots in Dallas Illustrate Need For Voter Integrity Laws
  
• Democrats Make Monumental Blunder on Gorsuch, Sez . . . CNN?!
  
• Retirement Rumors About Anthony Kennedy Have Conservatives Salivating
  
• Qui Cuomo? NY Becomes First State Offering "Free" College Tuition
  
• UAL Incident Big Drag on Stock, $255 Million Market Cap Taken Out
  
• Man Who Filmed UAL Incident: "I Don't Blame the Security Guards At All"
  
• Hopeful Sign? Turns Out Millennials May Not Be as Liberal as Expected
  
• Horowitz: My Free Speech at Berkely-NOT
  
• Piers Morgan to Tucker: "Christian Genocide Ought to Be Dominating Cable News' 'Headlines' "