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March 30, 2017

The Morning Report 3/30/17

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Good morning, kids. Our top story for today is sanctuary city sedition. Seattle is suing the Trump administration for threatening to withhold funding for its illegal shielding of criminal aliens from deportation. I'm sure the 9th Circus will find that flagrantly breaking the law is totes Constitutional. Other than that, Bill DeBolshevik went on a Twitter rant against the owner of the Raiders for the Vegas move. I will say that the doofy Marxist said one thing that I do agree with; I hate when teams extort municipalities into using taxpayer dollars to build their venues. But beyond that, it was pure, pig-ignorant class warfare bilge which, sadly, too many Americans swallow whole. Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

  • Seattlle Sues Fed Over Administration Threat to Withhold Funding on Sanctuary City Stance
  • McStains Calls Crazy Fat Tyrant "Crazy Fat Kid," Crazy Fat Tyrant Threatens War
  • Obama Admin Reportedly Blocked Comey From Going Public About Russkies Last Summer
  • Coal-Talkers: Navajos Celebrate PDT Liberation from Obama Job-Killing Energy Regs
  • Growing Islamic Extremism in Latin America Poses Grave Security Threat to USA
  • Decade-Long Chi-Com Investment in US Aviation Industry Causes Concern
  • Four Times Cray-Cray Aunt Esther Flipped Her Wig and Never Apologized
  • April Ryan Upset Over Trump Administration Calling Press Out for Their Propaganda
  • Robert Spencer Wonders If FBI Wanted Him and Pam Gellar Dead
  • Judge Napolitano Returns, Doubles Down on British Intel Claims
  • Coulter's Repeal Plan Slightly More Wordy Than Mo Brooks' But Just As Good
  • DeBolshevik Blasts Raiders Owner For, Get This, "Unbridled Greed" in Vegas Move
  • Dubya's Reaction to Trump Inaugural Speech: "That Was Some Weird Shit"
  • White Social Justice Warrior Dies at the Hands of Black Killer
  • News You Can Use! Staring at Breasteses Helps Men Live Longer

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