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March 22, 2017

The Morning Report 3/22/17

Good morning, kids. Lots of hot news so let's get to it. First up, the NorKs have reacted to PDT and SoS Tillerson by announcing plans to go all out for a nuclear first-strike capability and at the same time launching a missile test that seems to have fizzled. Neil Gorsuch hit a grand slam yesterday, but considering the enemy within disguised as a legitimate political party, I assume they will all vote "no." Lastly, the GOP health care plan is heading for a vote this Thursday. Some think it's great, others are sounding the alarm and the ones who think it's great are accusing the opponents of grandstanding. We shall see. On a sad note, Chuck Barris, who helped shape the landscape of television (or accelerated its descent into a vast wasteland) has passed away at the age of 87. RIP to one incredibly talented and zany guy. Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

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