Media & Blue Checkmark Mafia Have Daily Freakout, This Time Over... Kellyanne Conway's Couch-Oppression By Foot-Privilege

Oh go fuck yourselves silly.

Wait now, you already did.

The National Laughingstock's Chris Cilizza, who often promotes these silly Blue Checkmark Mafia panics, this time tries to... distance himself from his lunatic brethren, and shouts something like "WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS." (I don't have the quote handy -- something like that. On the last day of the month, I've finally run out of my allotment of free National Laughingstock articles.)

1. Who is "we"? Are you speaking for your whole media tribe? Do you think of yourself this way, as part of a guild whose members should be on guard for other guild members' behavior? Or do you think of yourself as an individual? It's kind of an important question, given loyalties to what considers his in-group.

2. In speaking of "we," do you confess the media is of a nigh-unified mono-consciousness? Do you plan to do anything to reform that, or just keep on with the same failed regime?

3. Obviously, a lot of your media guild members are not better than this, otherwise you wouldn't have to shriek. Like a girl. Why can't you just admit they fall short and are emotionally-spastic partisans?

And:

4. Shut the fuck up. You are definitely not better than this. This is what you are, Stupid. Read the tedious shrieking (a contradiction in terms, but I think an accurate one) that vomits out of your insipid clickbait shitrag every single day.

This is your comfort zone. This is your speed.

This is where you live.

You're nothing but clickbait, chickbait, and #Fakenews, all day long.

posted by Ace at 07:58 PM

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