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February 27, 2017

The Morning Report 2/27/17

Good morning, kids. Hope you all had an enjoyable weekend. Yes, the Oscars were last night and in case you missed it, just look up any of Fidel Castro's speeches and settle in for several hours of anti-Americanism that's eminently more entertaining than that parade of pig-ignorant egomania. The Academy Awards started its long descent into vulgarity in the 1970s. Aside from Marlon Brando infamously declining his Oscar, the most notorious stunt came from noted Joo-hater Vanessa Redgrave, to which legendary screenwriter (and my personal hero) Paddy Chayefsky later told her to sit down and shut up "but in the nicest possible way," as my old boss Al Ruddy used to say. Anyway, here's the latest from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

World's Least Relevant, Least Informed, Yet Most Vocal People Embarrass Themselves At Film Marketing Stunt
Fourth Circus Sets the Stage to Gut the Second Amendment
Farsi Pirates, Terrorists Hold Naval Maneuvers to "Combat Pirates and Terrorists"
Old & Busted = Fake But Accurate, New Hotness = Accurate But Fake
Trail of Slime: Convicted Terrorist and Obamacare Navigator Rasmea Odeh Leading Next Pussy Parade
Trotskyite Barely Defeats Stalinist to Head DNC, Dershowitz Breathes Sigh of Relief
Perez, Get This, Doesn't Rule Out Stealing the Nomination Again for Hillary in 2020
The "Administrative State?" Never Heard of It!
National Embarrassment Promises to Do Better, Hires John Podesta as Columnist
"If You Love Jesus, Then Die Like Jesus!"

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