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February 18, 2017
Ace of Spades Pet ThreadWelcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Be a good Moron, sit and stay.
L, Elle was kind enough to watch the entire Westminster Kennel Show and send in the following report. The 141st Westminster Kennel Dog Show took place on Monday and Tuesday of this week. Dog shows are familiar to some of you like MisHum and Kodos the Executioner, both of whom have spent time In this fascinating world competing. My takeaway from watching Westminster is that the judges know nothing. I know this because Best in Show has never been awarded to Labs, Golden Retrievers, Shelties, or Great Danes. Also cankles and bad shoes are pervasive among the female handlers. This years winners: Working group - Boxer The Herding group has only won BIS once in 1987. The winner, like this year, was a German Shepherd. Honorable mention goes to Ace's doggie who won the Master's Agility Championship in the 24" Division, a Border Collie named Kaboom.
Speaking of our 'Ette L, Elle here is another submission from her. Reason #3,612,789 that dogs are superior to cats, Dogs are moral. Cats not so much.
Take it away Larry. Dear M.H.,
Quite the winter photo submission. Here's the story about this Hi,
Lurker Bill submitted this photo. Quite an interesting cat. Check this out.
Chronic Lurker Nathan submitted this photo of Diesel.
Spoiled cats, living the dream according to Antisocial Justice Beatnik. Howdy,
Our last pet for the day is Das Hell Hound. Here’s the BOD pic I promised of my mastiff Das Hell Hound, GoofenHund Extraordinaire. He would like to sincerely thank everyone for the extra opportunity to nom his favored, ahem, treat.
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